Disclaimer

This is supposed to be fun and fresh.

This is not for entertainment (unless ur in the mood for a comedy special).

Please don’t read this for the sake of wanting to be entertained. This is the OPPOSITE of a finished book. So don’t read it hoping to ooh and ahh.

You won’t. That is almost a GUARANTEE.

Don’t try to rate me on goodreads or amazon, because the novel doesn’t exist there and also that’s not the point.

This is to teach you how bad things are supposed to be before they get good. This is to show you how I personally layer my worldbuilding and storytelling over multiple drafts.

This is showing you the magic trick.

SO DON’T RATE THE SHOW BASED ON THE TECH REHEARSAL, ALRIGHT?

This is going to be incredible stupidly awfully terrible. And it’s also going to be brilliant.

Consider this your one (and ONLY!) warning.